{"product_id":"tremendous-best-prices-sticker-marker-funny-gas-price-political-sticker","title":"Tremendous Best Prices Sticker (Marker)","description":"\u003cp\u003eA kiss-cut vinyl sticker in black and red marker, like an annoyed neighbor wrote it. It reads: \"Tremendous. The best prices. Everybody says so.\" with a big arrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe breakdown:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrices: tremendous\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWho says so: everybody, allegedly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWho pays: you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe kind of pricing confidence you can only get from a man who has never pumped his own gas.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in a small 2 x 2 inch size and a 4 x 4 inch size, cut to shape with a white border.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order just for you, so give it a few extra days. Good things take time. So does democracy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe arrow points right. Whatever it ends up pointing at is between you and your conscience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThese stickers should for sure not be added to your local gas pumps or anything. We are shocked you would even think that.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSticks better than most campaign promises.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eDesigned in Omaha, home of the blue dot.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eProduct features\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Durable vinyl\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Kiss-cut to shape with a white border\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Easy-peel backing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sizes: 2 x 2 in and 4 x 4 in\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Apply to a clean, dry surface\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Not dishwasher safe\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Definitely not gas pump safe. We would never.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67587092316474,"sku":"33107911610421110039","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67587092349242,"sku":"16892292698168827554","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/8094\/6234\/files\/11955417582896213554_1200.jpg?v=1790652320","url":"https:\/\/prairieloud.com\/products\/tremendous-best-prices-sticker-marker-funny-gas-price-political-sticker","provider":"Prairie Loud","version":"1.0","type":"link"}