Art of the Deal You Pay He Golfs Sticker (Marker)

A kiss-cut vinyl sticker in black and red marker, like an annoyed neighbor wrote it. It reads: "Art of the Deal: You pay. He golfs." The O is a golf ball, because of course it is.

The breakdown:

• Who pays: you
• Who golfs: him
• Handicap: the rest of us

The whole economic plan, in five words.

• Comes in a small 2 x 2 inch size and a 4 x 4 inch size, cut to shape with a white border.
• Printed to order just for you, so give it a few extra days. Good things take time. So does democracy.
• Your gas money, his tee time.
• These stickers should for sure not be added to your local gas pumps or anything. We are shocked you would even think that.
• Sticks better than most campaign promises.

Designed in Omaha, home of the blue dot.

Product features

- Durable vinyl

- Kiss-cut to shape with a white border

- Easy-peel backing

- Sizes: 2 x 2 in and 4 x 4 in

Care instructions

- Apply to a clean, dry surface

- Not dishwasher safe

- Definitely not gas pump safe. We would never.