EW-lawn-mYUCKS Hoodie

A warm, soft hoodie that settles a pronunciation debate for good. It reads: "In his native tongue, it's pronounced EW·lawn·mYUCKS."

Pronunciation guide:

• EW: as in "ew"
• lawn: as in get off it
• mYUCKS: the M is silent. The YUCK is not.

Say it slowly. Say it with your chest.

• Gildan 18500 heavy blend, unisex fit, true to size. Size up for maximum couch.
• Printed to order just for you, so give it a few extra days. Good things take time. So does democracy.
• Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low. It will outlast at least two news cycles.
• Nobody asked how to pronounce it. You are answering anyway.
• Hood up for days when you have read enough news.

Designed in Omaha, home of the blue dot.

Product features

- 50% cotton, 50% polyester; medium-heavy 8.0 oz

- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

- Front pouch pocket, big enough for a phone and your opinions

- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband

- Tear-away label

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron the print

- Do not dry clean