I Don't Watch State TV Tee (Uncensored)

A soft, heavyweight tee with an old-school TV showing color bars and NO SIGNAL, the words "I don't watch state TV," and the honest follow-up in red: "That shit is crazy."

Programming guide:

• Channels available: 1
• Signal: none, on purpose
• Remote: lost in the couch since 1987

Uncensored, because some things don't need a bleep. Please stand by.

• Comfort Colors 1717: garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 6.1 oz, relaxed unisex fit. True to size; size up if you like it roomy.
• Printed to order just for you, so give it a few extra days. Good things take time. So does democracy.
• Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low, or hang dry if you want the print to outlive the news cycle.
• Side effects may include being the best-informed person at brunch.
• No networks were consulted in the making of this t-shirt.

Designed in Omaha, home of the blue dot.