Ope Tee

A soft, heavyweight tee that says the most Midwestern word there is: "ope." Underneath, in small type: "sorry, just gonna squeeze past ya."

Usage notes:

• Said when: bumping into a person, a chair, or a door frame
• Also said when: nothing happened at all
• Translation: excuse me, my fault, and hello

One syllable. Does a lot of work.

• Comfort Colors 1717: garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 6.1 oz, relaxed unisex fit. True to size; size up if you like it roomy.
• Printed to order just for you, so give it a few extra days. Good things take time.
• Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low, or hang dry if you want the print to last.
• Wear it anywhere with a narrow aisle.
• Pairs well with jeans and a long goodbye in the driveway.

Designed in Omaha, right in the middle of the country.