State Run Media? F*CK NO Hoodie (Uncensored)

A warm, soft hoodie that answers one question with two words: "State run media? FUCK NO." Uncensored, so the print says exactly what you think it says.

The breakdown:

• Words needed: 2
• Nuance: 0%
• Letters censored: 0 (the family-friendly version is next door)

Some questions deserve a long, thoughtful answer. This is not one of them.

• Gildan 18500 heavy blend, unisex fit, true to size. Size up for maximum couch.
• Printed to order just for you, so give it a few extra days. Good things take time. So does democracy.
• Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low. It will outlast at least two news cycles.
• Not recommended for Thanksgiving. Highly recommended for Thanksgiving.
• No networks were consulted in the making of this hoodie.

Designed in Omaha, home of the blue dot.

Product features

- 50% cotton, 50% polyester; medium-heavy 8.0 oz

- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

- Front pouch pocket, big enough for a phone and your opinions

- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband

- Tear-away label

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron the print

- Do not dry clean