State-Run Media Is Un-American Tee

A soft, heavyweight tee with one calm, reasonable sentence on the front: "state-run media is un-American." Turn around: the back has a full Media Facts label, because some things should come with a warning.

Media Facts (per serving):

• Facts: 0%
• Spin: 100%
• Propaganda: 100%
• Actual news: trace amounts

This shirt's facts (for comparison):

• Cotton: 100% ring-spun
• Propaganda: 0%
• Opinions: 1, printed on both sides for your convenience

The front starts the conversation. The back finishes it as you walk away.

• Comfort Colors 1717: garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 6.1 oz, relaxed unisex fit. True to size; size up if you like it roomy.
• Printed to order just for you, so give it a few extra days. Good things take time. So does democracy.
• Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low, or hang dry if you want the print to outlive the news cycle.
• Side effects may include knowing nods from strangers.
• No networks were consulted in the making of this shirt.

Designed in Omaha, home of the blue dot.