EW-lawn-mYUCKS Tee

A heavyweight tee that settles a pronunciation debate for good. It reads: "In his native tongue, it's pronounced EW·lawn·mYUCKS."

Pronunciation guide:

• EW: as in "ew"
• lawn: as in get off it
• mYUCKS: the M is silent. The YUCK is not.

Say it slowly. Say it with your chest.

• Comfort Colors 1717: garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 6.1 oz, relaxed unisex fit. True to size; size up if you like it roomy.
• Printed to order just for you, so give it a few extra days. Good things take time. So does democracy.
• Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low, or hang dry if you want the print to outlive the news cycle.
• Nobody asked how to pronounce it. You are answering anyway.
• Pairs well with jeans and a strong opinion.

Designed in Omaha, home of the blue dot.