I Don't Watch State TV Hoodie (Uncensored)

A warm, soft hoodie with an old-school TV showing color bars and NO SIGNAL, the words "I don't watch state TV," and the honest follow-up in red: "That shit is crazy."

Programming guide:

• Channels available: 1
• Signal: none, on purpose
• Remote: lost in the couch since 1987

Uncensored, because some things don't need a bleep.

• Gildan 18500 heavy blend, unisex fit, true to size. Size up for maximum couch.
• Printed to order just for you, so give it a few extra days. Good things take time. So does democracy.
• Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low. It will outlast at least two news cycles.
• Hood up for days when you have read enough news.
• No networks were consulted in the making of this hoodie.

Designed in Omaha, home of the blue dot.

Product features

- 50% cotton, 50% polyester; medium-heavy 8.0 oz

- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

- Front pouch pocket, big enough for a phone and your opinions

- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband

- Tear-away label

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron the print

- Do not dry clean